Nutty for coconut

Ladies, this is what you’ve been waiting for…

There’s a new stud in town ladies, and he’s sending people crazy…coo coo…and totally crackers! He’s an all round nice guy; one of those rare specimens that truly is the whole package. He’ssmooth as silk, sensual and smells amazing. He’s good for your body and your soul, and you can always count on him to make you feel
b-e-a-utiful. And boy oh boy, he is just so useful!

And never fear you graceful gals, he’s not afraid to share himself around either. In fact, he insists on it, and he encourages you to talk about him to all of your friends!

Are you curious yet? You better be listening carefully, because I’m just about to reveal this sensational superman’s name…

It is, of course, none other than Mr. Coconut Oil. You can call him Mr. Coco for short, although after he’s been around for a while you’ll probably have your own darling pet name for him. He tends to have that effect on people! Coco likes to think of himself as a jack-of-all-trades, and he is certainly not one to shy away from a tough situation. And if you think this all sounds too good to be true, read on for all of the juicy details of the reasons you’re sure to fall head over heels in love with this wholesome hunk…

Firstly, you know those areas on your body that you’re kind of self conscious about showing people? Perhaps a few wrinkles, an itchy patch of eczema, or maybe some horribly cracked feet? Well, Mr. Coco doesn’t judge, he will love you just the same. In fact, he insists on massaging himself into all of those wrinkles, cuts, bruises and any other body ailments you can think of. No place is too hard for him- the worse it is for you, the more exciting it is for him.

Secondly, Mr. Coco loves to make you feel really good about yourself. He gives you that natural energy- the kind you feel when you’re spending a day in the summer sun with all of your best friends. It is like being in that ‘honeymoon phase’- for life. All that he asks in return is that you keep giving him things to do!

Now for all of you mums out there, don’t worry about being left out! Mr. Coco loves kids. Especially babies. He loves them so much that he even wants to help you change their nappies! He gets a thrill over being able to fix your bubs diaper rash, and because he smells so delicious all the time, it makes change time a little less stinky too.

And another thing, I know it can be a bit of a sensitive topic, but the magnificent Mr. Coco can help you out with your weight management and weight loss (and let’s face it, we’re all going to need help in this department post Christmas/Silly Season). He has this unique ability to make youfeel like you’re less hungry, less often. You’ll never want to be an emotional eater again around this guy around!

As you’ve probably guessed by now, Mr. Coco very, very powerful indeed. And perhaps you are thinking that if he’s so good at all the tough, gritty jobs, he might be afraid to show his softer side.Well not Mr. Coco. He’s as metrosexual as the best of them. In fact, one of his favourite things to do is to help you do your hair and nails. He’ll give you a little head massage, and work those hands like they’ve never been worked before. Before you know it, you’ll be feeling like you’re a hand model working on a Pantene Ad!

Now, I could keep going on and on about all of the wonderful things you can do with Mr. Coco- but I think you get the picture. At the end of the day, he is just the kind of guy you want by your side. He’s caring but not clingy, sweet but not sticky and he’s the kind of hunk that makes you feel heavenly from your head to your heels. So go on ladies, pick up your jaws from the ground and go and get yourself some of that Mr. Coco. And remember, he loves nothing more than to be shared around between all of your friends, so don’t be greedy and share the love!

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